Hackers Rape Union Bank of Chandler

Union Bank of Chandler got off to a rough start this morning.  Hackers managed to get into their system and steal vital customer information.  One employee from the Oklahoma bank stated that card numbers and expiration dates were stolen and new cards would have to be issued.
 
The employee also stated that the problem was nationwide.  [...]

How to Stump Pro-Choice Advocates with One Question

Question:  Are you more human than a fetus?
Answer:  Scientifically, the fetus is more human than you.
Explanation:
Scientifically, a fetus is a living thing at any stage and it is very much human.  In fact, a fetus is FAR MORE HUMAN THAN YOU.  The womb is actually the only place and time in a human being’s life [...]

Review of Silverchair’s “Young Modern”

Silverchair’s new album “Young Modern” has fallen well short of my expectations.  I have been a passionate Silverchair fan since their debut album released in 1995.  Their previous albums gave me no reason to hesitate before purchasing “Young Modern.”  Unfortunately, I find myself looking at the disc in disgust as it sleeps within the sleeve [...]

Elders in the Mayo

There was a time in my life when I thought that nothing bad could ever happen in a Taco Mayo.  In fact, both prescription and nonprescription drugs could be purchased via drive-thru at the Taco Mayo located in my hometown.  I felt the same way about Taco Mayo as Jim Varney once said he felt [...]

Your Dog Hates You

    You think your dog loves you, don’t you?  Listen, that dog does not love you.  That dog simply knows what we do to cows and chickens.  Your dog is like Robert Hanssen and has probably already formed a plot against you.  It pretends to love you, when in reality, it doesn’t even like you.  [...]

Girls Don’t Poop

    First of all, let’s get one thing straight.  Girls don’t poop.  They just don’t.  It doesn’t happen, so don’t act like it does.