How To Get Fired

“How am I going to get fired? If you were any more of a douche, you’d be in my mother’s cupboard!”
I didn’t need to look up from sacking the old lady’s groceries in order to know who had just yelled this across the entire store. It was Davy, my friend and fellow employee. He had [...]

Elders in the Mayo

There was a time in my life when I thought that nothing bad could ever happen in a Taco Mayo.  In fact, both prescription and nonprescription drugs could be purchased via drive-thru at the Taco Mayo located in my hometown.  I felt the same way about Taco Mayo as Jim Varney once said he felt [...]

Sacking for the Unique Customer

I sacked groceries at a small town grocery store for over a year. In that time, I saw a lot of unique people come and go. Some of the customers were residents of the town and showed their faces often, while others visited the store only once. It was the summer of 2003 when I [...]

Another Profesor in the Wall

Subject: Re: homage to my hips
Message no. 11
Author: (ENGL2123_sp_sp06_W01)
Date: Sunday, March 5, 2006 5:48pm
Evan,
Do you realize just how bad your discussion board posting is?  Not only do you not “get” the poem, you have also offended anyone who has read your opinions about women.  There were plenty of poems to write about, so you didn’t [...]