Wiping: Sit or Stand

    I hate to blog about poop again so soon but something has been on my mind.  In my 22 years of life, I’ve discovered that some people stand while wiping themselves yet others remain seated on the toilet.  Personally, I’m a sitter.  I know and love many standers, however.  In fact, I believe there may [...]

Your Dog Hates You

    You think your dog loves you, don’t you?  Listen, that dog does not love you.  That dog simply knows what we do to cows and chickens.  Your dog is like Robert Hanssen and has probably already formed a plot against you.  It pretends to love you, when in reality, it doesn’t even like you.  [...]

Iced Cereal

    I put ice cubes in my cereal.  I like it to stay cold.  Don’t judge me, you put ice in your drinks.  Ever been eating a bowl of cereal and suddenly remember where milk comes from?  If not, think about it the next time you have a bowl.  Realize that what you’re spooning into [...]

Girls Don’t Poop

    First of all, let’s get one thing straight.  Girls don’t poop.  They just don’t.  It doesn’t happen, so don’t act like it does.